Well! The site went down AGAIN, but hopefully you’re back to see this new update. We’ve heard about the prophecy before, and seen a story from Swifty’s adult life to see a bit of how it plays out for him, but we’ll obviously be exploring it much further in this origin story to, I think, surprising results. SuperFogeys scholars may THINK they’ve pieced together the whole story from the dribs and drabs of info about the prophecy over the years… but there’s more to this than you even realize.

See you next Monday with Pg. 4 – “The Greatest Woman Who Ever Lived!”