You know what’s the worst thing you can do to someone? Anyone? Just go up to them and say “I know what you did.” Doesn’t matter if you really know or not, we’ve all got things were ashamed of or trying to hide. Things we’d rather people didn’t know about us. Sometimes, I think about taking a day and just going up to strangers and saying “I know what you did” and then running away. It would be an awful thing to do, but I admit the thought makes me laugh.

Oddly, I always picture doing it in a casino.

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