I want my own Sunway. Warning: does not work at night or during an eclipse. Otherwise, it’s awesome!

I confess that I took the inspiration for The Sunway from Ed Wood’s “classic” film Plan 9 From Outer Space. We need to be careful how we tap into the power of sunlight. If we could do with it what we’ve been able to do with the atom… well, that’s when we become too dangerous. ┬áThe aliens will come to raise our dead as an army against us. You have now been forewarned. Watch out for crashing cars offscreen.

What do you think is the percentage of SuperFogeys readership that will be able make heads or tails of the above paragraph? 2%? 3%?