A little known fact about the time-lost Mega Matt (son of Tangerine, irritation of many) is that he’s based on a real person. Matthew Pontoriero, cousin of Th3rd World Publisher (and sometimes SF character himself) Michael DeVito. Mike described Matthew to me and told me he sometimes used the alias Mega Matt and the rest is history.

Then I told Mega Matt’s origin. Or rather, he told it. 

Cribbing the rhythms and melody from the theme song to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Because, y’know, that’s what Mega Matt would do.

Then the real-life Mega Matt recorded it.

I’m not kidding.

So, here he is. Mega Matt performing the Mega Matt rap:

The Complete Mega Matt Rap

Yes, that happened and it was awesome. Thanks, Matthew!