I knew the back half of this chapter would be light on the Swifty, so I wanted to make sure his last time in the spotlight was a memorable one.  Everyone seems to have a different favorite Swifty ailment, but the one I like the best (and the first one I wrote) is the one about sentient varicose veins.  Where in my head that came from, I have no idea.  Probably why I like it.